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Friday, July 14, 2006

Funny till pengz

shall recall some funny incidence i met past few daes.. Hmm.. As mentioned form my previous blog.. got 1 small kid scold vulgarities so loudly tt i burst out luffing..
Nxt.. o ya.. with "shan zhu" at suntec tt time coz i wanna buy shoe.. Then she ahs.. always like to di siao baby one.. She made a "gui lian" at the baby.. Amazingly, the baby did back to her! lol. we were luffing so loudly tt d mother turned and looked at us as if we were from mental hospital..
*Shhh.. We escaped*

Still got what ahs.. kinda forgotten.. Everydae must meet with smth damm funny.. O ya.. a few daes back.. i go amk lib study with "shan zhu"
*hardworking *wink* *
On e bus.. i reach d stop where "shan zhu" is suspose to hop in.. I put my bag at e sit beside me reserve e sit for her ma.. Then hor.. she behind this uncle.. when d uncle going to walk past me, I remove my bag so tt "shan zhu" can sit.. BUT HOR.. I REMOVE LIAOZ.. THE UNCLE COME N SIT DOWN! Lol.. I immediately luffed softly so as not to let ppl know i escaped from hougang de..
BTH sia tt uncle..

Juz yest.. Alamak.. i went to study again.. Weeee~
Amk there d courts beside got coffeeshop go there eat lunch ahs.. Then "shan zhu" e laksa haven finish.. With all her beloved "hum" inside.. She turn ard for her bag to look for tissue.. when she turn back.. she saw her laksa slowly going into the bucket.. LOL.. I was stunned too when e auntie juz cleaar w/o asking!
Wierd thing is........ THE AUNTIE PUT THE BLAME ON ME.. "shan zhu" ask e auntie why she clear ahs.. then d auntie point at me and walk away..
*boom! stunned for 10 sec*
WTF la.. heng ah auntie.. i tio stun u run away fast.. or else i tell u.. i make sure u eat whats inside the bucket!

I tell ya.. i not fated with OP slippers.. always i wear my blue OP slippers ahs.. i will always trip one! *toot toot toooooooooooooooooot*

Then i wear my black OP slippers just this morning.. SOMEONE ahs.. When i going down bus.. stepped on my right slipper.. AFTER GET DOWN!!!! The SAME SOMEONE Stepped on my left slipper.. Eh... "shan zhu" u not happy tell me la.. no need step my slipper one!!! :P

went for breakfast at dunno where.. ulu ulu one.. Then saw this 2 kids.. wonder my eyes too fast or what ahs
the way they run damm freaking slow! Like 1 frame per sec sia.. Too bad cannot luff too loud.. =x Really damm slow.. Then "shan zhu" said tt we should try doing tt too.. Now i kinda believe she escaped from hougang de!

TODAE I CAN BOWL.. "Shan Zhu" is u see this.. TOO BAD! u tml then can bowl!!! i todae can liaoz.. HAI!! LaLa~~~ :)

1 more thing i juz recalled i not fated with.. AND THAT IS BUS!!! Always i go interchange take bus.. i am the first in da queue.. so shiok right? MY FOOT! i m firsti n da queue coz e bus always juz left!!! TMD.. toking of buses made me more ANGRY!

Juz yest.. i wan take 136 home ahs.. 8 plus like tt.. tt bus stop no light de.. so dark dark one.. waiting for bus happily... Saw bus coming from afar.. so i stand at e bus stop in front there.. THEN THERES THIS IDIOTIC COACH BUS STOP INFRONT OF ME AND ALIGHT PPL... Wait till u hear all of it.. SO.. THE BUS BLOCKED ME.. so d freaking 136 uncle nvr see me!!!!!!!!! Then he juz cut the coach bus tt stopped in front of me and ZOOM off.. WTF!!!!!!!!!!! So i gotta wait another one.. *Toot Toot Toot*

Took 136 reached amk ahs.. then i go 7-11 buy smth.. went i walked to d beverages corner.. 1 chocolate gal broke a bottle of barcadi cherry i think.. I luffed out but not so loud coz.. She keep on saying "sorry da.. It was an accident.. I swear it was an accident.. "
I tried to avoid there coz the more i think of it.. the more i cannot stop luffing.. Done with my mini shopping.. HoHoHo.. i go out of 7-11.. it started to rain... Luckily MMY only sia..
(ps: MMY = Mao Mao Yu)

This morning also.. i go eat breakfast tt time rain.. heng i gg back home the rain stop.. Phew.. Blog till here..
I think i would encounter more wierd and funny stuffs coz i always so "HENG" one.. TMD..

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